You're the Virgin Islands!
It's been said that you're always making a face at people, but you tell
them that's just an optical illusion. While you claim to be unspoiled, you make a major
effort to cover up the things you perceive as blemishes in your personality. When people
meet you, they tend to think you're perfect, but if they look closely, they'll see the
parts of yourself that you're repressing to present this image. Meanwhile, adolescent
boys can't stop making fun of your name.
Take the State Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.